I honesty tried to google pictures of what these girls looked like. I couldn't find a match (I probably could have if I went to a porn site but I don't want any nasty computer viruses). I looked up websites of popular clothing stores, again no luck in finding these clothes. I came to the conclusion that they must have gotten them at the trashy Brazilian store down the street from me (granted I am not sure about that as I know an absolutely drop dead Brazilian girl with the body to pull it off but even she would never wear what these girls were wearing). So you all are going to have to use you imaginations on what these girls looked like (Think Julia Roberts outfit in Pretty Woman only 100 times more trashy).
|Back in the early nineties we rocked it like this|
|See, you don't have to be trashy to hang with a Super Bowl Tight End!|
Maybe I am just thinking back to my own youth, missing the fun I had as a teen. Maybe I am being too judgmental. Fuck it, no I am not. I am now even more horrified of my boys growing up and being enticed by these walking sex pots. I don't want to be a grandmother at 45. I don't want my kids ending up with some STD. I just want them to bring home a nice, sweet girl. One who is comfortable in her own skin. One who does not feel like she needs to use her body to succeed. Screw it, I am locking them in their rooms until thirty (oh no, I have become my parents)!