Great, I have a stalker!

It was a bit horrifying to find out today that I have a stalker.   This is the crazy kind of stalker that you really just want out of you life forever.  The kind that is so insecure in their own life that they feel the need to try to fuck up yours. 

I broke down and joined Pinterest last night.  Not even 24 hours into my new obsession I get an email telling me that I am being followed by a certain person.  My first thought was, what the hell is this all about?  I couldn't understand how this person that I thankfully managed to get out of my life almost a year ago would be following me on Pinterest.  Then it dawned on me, she didn't mean to follow me, she was stalking me and was stupid enough not to cover her tracks and hit the wrong button.

Now don't get me wrong, I know how fabulous I am, it is hard to deny.  Of course this person would want to stalk me, she realized how sad and pathetic her life was without me.  She needs to keep track of my every move since her life is so empty without me.  Why didn't I realize that before?  But now it has me thinking, what else has she been doing?  Is she stalking my Facebook page, reading my blog, driving by my house or my job to see if I am there?  I wouldn't put it past somebody whose way of getting to meet people is by sending Facebook friend requests to complete strangers and then finding a way to weasel their way into their lives (yes I know, stupid move be me accepting that friend request).

So what will it be next?  Am I going to find my husband's pigeons dead in a pot on my stove?  What do I do about this, it is really fucking creepy?  Do I need to change my identity, move to a new home, get a new job, hide my children and pets?  I really hope not, I really love my life, plus in one minute it will be my birthday and I don't want to be harassed on my birthday?